-=A List of All The Dad Tips=-
#01 Dont forget to floss every day
#02 Its never too early to invest in a personal IRA
#03 Start building credit as soon as possible
#04 Stand up for yourself dont let anyone disrespect you
#05 Everyone needs to know how to use power tools
#06 Dont trust anyone who likes their meat well done
#07 LaserDisc is clearly the superior video format
#08 Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up
#09 Dont use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans
#10 If youre parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires towards the street
#11 Its rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos
#12 Moving pictures is hands down the best Rush album
#13 Buy quality, not quantity
#14 Shave with the grain
#15 You always have time for a beer with your buds
#16 Always use a coat of wax after a wash
#17 Nothing can beat reading in print
#18 Always carry a pocket knife
#19 Use your hips when throwing
#20 Keep your word
#21 Eat a lot of broccoli
#22 Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication
#23 Take care of your health while youre still young
#24 Always help a friend in need
#25 Drink plenty of water
#26 Exercise regularly and youll stay healthy!
#27 Dont eat too close to your bedtime
#28 Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe
#29 Medicine is not always the best medicine
#30 Always bring a war chest
#31 Youre young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks
#32 You cant beat the whammy bar
#33 The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest guitar solo ever recorded
#34 Peter Weller actually has a PHD in history
#35 Its called masking tape for a reason
#36 Trust no one
#37 If you press the ignition too long youll just flood the engine
#38 The extended cut is the only cut worth watching
#39 They really stepped up the production value in Episode V
#40 Managing debt is just part of being an adult
#41 Run through the finish line
#42 What you do, when you dont have to, will determine where youll be when you cant help it
#43 When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion
#44 Gas is cheaper in the suburbs
#45 Do what you love and the money will come
#46 Do it once, do it right
#47 Dont skip the corners
#48 Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game
#49 If the police are driving behind you, dont give them probable cause to pull you over
#50 Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes
#51 You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop
#52 A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye
#53 Pet every dog
#54 Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad?
#55 Liquor before beef, youre in the clear
#56 Go ask your mother
#57 If life gives you lemons, parsley, onions, and eggs
make a really nice omelet
#58 Practice makes permanent
#59 First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest
#60 Never give up, never remember
#61 That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you
#62 Whistle while you work
#63 Please remember to call us once in a while
#64 Get whatever job you want, just make sure it has health insurance
#65 Grow your own vegetables. Its cheaper, I think
#66 Its okay if you dont come in first, just make sure you have health insurance
#67 Try to exercise regularly
#68 Sleep is important! Make sure youre getting enough
#69 Its okay to cry if youre feeling sad
#70 Make sure to sweep under your tent so you dont sleep on rocks
#71 Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage
#72 The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash
#73 When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern
#74 Anyone who tells you that a drink isnt manly has never known heartache
#75 Call someone if youre thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you
#76 If you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all
#77 Dont smoke
#78 Try not to make assumptions about people
#79 Dont trust gas station egg sandwiches
#80 Please dont pirate games
#81 Its better to be early than late
#82 Eat a balance meal every day that includes vegetable, fruit, and protein
#83 Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets
#84 Treat people better than they treat you
#85 Be generous and kind to everyone
#86 Always try your best at everything
#87 Spend less money than you make
#88 Pay your bills early
#89 Look at situations positively
#90 Always try to make others around you happy
#91 Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you comfortable.
#92 Youre never too busy or important to be kind to others.