100% Achievement Guide:
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Written by God
-==Holy Molluscamony==-
-=A Beautiful Day
Began playing Holy Molluscamony
– Just start the game
-=Bernard The Duck
Discovered that Bernard isn’t actually a duck.
– Work through all chat options with Bertrella at start of game.
-=Slugs Hate Salt
You let Crazy Harbert tell you everything
– Talk to Harbert about all options at least once.
-=Jeff Goldblum
You uncovered the truth about a novel
– Talk to Bernard about his book
-=Christmas Pudding
You discovered what you smell like
– Keep asking Mrs Grubwump about borrowing the perfume sprayer before you pickup the fish
-=Your Tears Nourish Me
He totally had it coming
– Collect little bilge tears in the empty perfume jar
-=Elland’s Finest Liver Bypass
You demonstrated an appreciation for the local brews
– Once you have invite, at the bar work down the list of beers from top to bottom
-=The Enboozening
You stuffed both Bertrellas with Sowerby Pumper
-=The Endrenchening
You covered both Bertrellas in salt water
-=The Enmuddening
You covered both Bertrellas in deadly mud.
– Mix asbestos and mud
-=Holy Molluscamony!
You completed Holy Molluscamony
-==Humble Pie
-=A Pie-fect Day
Began playing Humble Pie
– Fairly self explanatory, start playing the game
-=Problematic
Did your bit for animal rights. Fat lot of good it did you.
– Whilst chatting to Steggy’s mum select I consider this Fat Pupper show problematic
-=The mum we deserver
Turned the lights back off.
– Turn the light off in
-=Ey Up 'Em Up
Given a proper Yorkshire greeting to 10 things
– Speak to any 10 things, doors, ovens even people!
-=You Were Wearing Your Blue Jumper?
Pretended to forget how you ruined Bertrella’s wedding
Go Forth And Do All The Things
Learnt how to make amends to Bertrella
-=Luxuriant Foliage
You found a totally normal thing.
– Hiding in bushes throught the Ginnel
OMG Are You Psychic?
How… how did you do that?
– Without speaking to Tiny Bertrella Slugkin hand her the shrunken wedding dress
The Udderbuttock-Gromley Memorial Award
You scanned 10 people with the Udgrom-o-meter
-=Diabolical
You tried to do a terrible thing
– Try to give Little Bilge’s Book to Walter Stubbs in the Trophy shop
-=What’s in the box?
You found out what’s in the box. Upstairs in slug house
-=Best Friends Forever
You brought two very normal characters together
– Give Terry the robot to Normal Paul
-=Good As New
You solved Bertrella’s problem.
– Shrink the wedding dress and swap with tiny bertrella for the new wedding dress, give this to Bertrella
-=The Pub Awaits
You solved Other Bertrella’s problem
– Give Randy the leaflets
-=Humble Pie!
You completed Humble Pie
-=Careful Now
Born in a barn
Put wood in t’ole
